Charli XCX’s Boys: The ultimate crush anthem

Charli XCX’s music video for her new single Boys dropped last week—among other things—and we’re still reeling.

The song itself is a banger, a pop-retro vibe with old-school video game pings every now and then. Directed by Charli XCX and Sarah McColgan, the video catapulted a storm of smitten girls—and plenty of boys at that—with this buffet of more than fifty boys donning millennial pink to feast on. The puppies help too.

Though the boys aren’t even doing anything overtly sensual, the attraction isn’t affected any less. If anything, the completely random, mundane, and almost childlike activities make the video more endearing, more candid—and a lot more addictive. Charli XCX puts it best herself, “The whole idea behind my video was to avert the male gaze.” And boy, has it ever.

If you haven’t seen the video yet, prepare to be doe-eyed and drooling, regardless of your gender:

By the way, we’ve taken the liberty of screenshotting and listing down every boy in the music video for your pleasure. You’re welcome.

1. Joe Jonas

2. Josh Ostrovsky (The Fat Jew) – Comedian

3. Max Hershenow – Music producer

4. Charlie Puth

5. Oli Sykes – Bring Me The Horizon

6. Cameron Dallas – Youtuber

7. Sage the Gemini

8. Chromeo

9. Brendon Urie

10. Caspar Lee – Youtuber

11. Joey Bada$$

12. G-Eazy

13. Stormzy

14. Denzel Curry

15. Amine

16. & 17. Mark Ronson and Ezra Koenig – Vampire Weekend

18. MNEK

19. Rostam Batmanglih

20. Dan Smith – Bastille

21. & 22. Flume and A.G. Cook

23. & 24. Wiz Khalifa and TY Dolla $ign

25. Tinie Tempah

26. Swet Shep Boys (Riz Ahmed, Heems, and Redinho)

27. Diplo – Music producer


29. Taka Moriuchi – ONE OK ROCK

30. Carl Barat – The Libertines

31. Connor Franta – Youtuber


32. Shaun Ross

33. Fai Khadra

34. Mac DeMarco


36. Tommy Cash

37. Jack Guinnness

38. Laurie Vincent

39. Jack Antonoff – Bleachers

40. Tristan Evans and James McVey – The Vamps

41. Tom Daley

42. Frank Carter – Frank Carter and the Rattlesnakes

43. The Cobra Snake

44. Fred MacPherson – Spector


46. THEY.

47. Theo Hutchcraft – Hurts

48. Buddy

49. Portugal. The Man

50. Shokichi – Exile

51. Liam Fray – Courteeners

52. Jay Park

53. D.R.A.M

54. Jay Prince

55. Khalid

56. Poet

57. Tom Grennan

58. Vance Joy

59. Kaytranda